If you want to come over like a crazy stadium rocker this is the book for you! You won't learn much about music theory or fancy chords, but you will learn how to..

• Play a Fender Statocaster with your teeth
• Executeahalf-twist 40-degree inverse machine gun hold
• Find out which guitar gives you the most realistic 'motorbike' sound
• Avoid taking the skin off your knuckles while performing triple anti-clockwise windmills