Carlo May: Best Musicians' Jokes

Contents

• Homo Musicus (aka: the musician)
• Guitar
• Bass
• Bowed Instruments
• Drums
• Bodhran
• Brass
• Woodwinds
• Vocals
• Conductor
• Bagpipes
• Keyboards
• Accordion
• Banjo
• Harp
• Chang
• The return of the lightbulb
• Great lies of the music business
• How to sing the blues
• Orchestra personnel standards
• Glossary of musical terms