Contents

• The Biggest Aspidistra In The World
• Walter, Walter, Lead Me To The Altar
• I Never Cried So Much In All My Life
• He's Dead But He Won't Lie Down
• In My Little Bottom Drawer
• Mrs Binns's Twins
• He Forgot To Come Back
• 'Fonso (My Hot Spanish (K(Night)
• Shall I Be An Old Man's Darling?