30,000 Monkies celebrate some core human values the only way they know how: with a banquet of festive sludge metal, droning guitars and an ambient palate cleanser. Four songs with a mind of their own, boldly moving in different directions while still clearly being part of the ever expanding 30,000 Monkies universe. It's brutally honest, joyously anthemic, grandly spacious, and above all: a well-meant punch in the feels. It's an ode to a Little Bee with warm ideas. And a dog and a house. And everyone and everything. 30,000 Monkies wants you to know you truly are a golden million-dollar baby. 30,000 Monkies have been stalwarts of the Belgian noise rock scene in recent years. Each release is stuffed with pounds of suave sludge and riffs that sound like a zillion champagne corks popping all at once. While their sonic violence is occasionally alternated with mellow ambient or a lost ballad, madness always prevails. These boys from Beringen are consistently loud and luxurious, sticking out like a stockbroker in corpse paint. Above all, 30,000 Monkies celebrate the eternal victory of rock with sparkling showers of bubbly. Greetings from atop the twisted metallic throne of Rock. "Uniting proceedings is a mean-spirited sense of play: not something you'd necessarily expect from an album this crushingly heavy, but one that works extremely well given the peculiar circumstances." - Metal Hammer. "The Belgian four-piece have outdone themselves with some seriously sludgy, belligerent doom that occasionally borders on the sadistic in its tension. The chugs and pelts that ring throughout are complimented by scratching strings and atmospheric scrapes." - Crack Magazine. "This shit is weird as fuck. Oftentimes that's not a good thing. Sometimes it is though, and this is one of those times! Punchy, experimental, blackened, noisy, etc. It's the experimentation here which makes the sale." ? Metalsucks. For fans of Sumac, Melvins, Daughter, Liturgy